{"id":6584,"date":"2020-03-22T20:18:21","date_gmt":"2020-03-22T19:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/janze-athletisme.fr\/wordpress\/?p=6584"},"modified":"2020-03-24T09:38:24","modified_gmt":"2020-03-24T08:38:24","slug":"6584-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/janze-athletisme.fr\/wordpress\/6584-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Tu sais que tu es un athl\u00e8te confin\u00e9 quand&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 class=\"_2cuy _50a1 _2vxa\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Tu sais que tu es un athl\u00e8te confin\u00e9 quand&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<ul class=\"_5a_q _5yj1\" dir=\"ltr\">\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu ne cours plus du tout, tu es allong\u00e9 sur ton lit avec un paquet de chips et tu mates Netflix. Cancre.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu cours toujours mais en respectant scrupuleusement les consignes du gouvernement : pas plus de 30 minutes, dans un rayon de 500m autour de chez toi, que tu as mesur\u00e9 au pr\u00e9alable sur Google Maps. Fayot.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu cours comme si de rien n\u2019\u00e9tait, tu fais tes s\u00e9ances et tu mets tout sur Strava en plus. Tu ne comprends pas les critiques que tu re\u00e7ois. CONFINEMENT ON T\u2019A DIT !!!<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu t\u2019entra\u00eenes en faisant mine de rien, cach\u00e9 dans un sous-bois pas loin de chez toi \u00e0 l\u2019abri des regards. Oublie pas ton attestation malheureux !<br \/>\n<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu as entendu la rumeur disant que la Police Nationale patrouillait sur Strava. C\u2019est faux. Mais \u00e7a veut pas dire que t\u2019es autoris\u00e9 \u00e0 faire n&rsquo;importe quoi !<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ton coach fait des vid\u00e9os de lui tous les matins avec un exercice de muscu\/renforcement musculaire. Toi, tu ne le fais jamais \u00e0 la maison. Mais \u00e7a te fait bien marrer.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu as fait un semi sur ton balcon, un 10k dans ton garage ou un marathon dans ton jardin. Tu es bon pour le CHGR.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu es sur une conversation avec tes potes athl\u00e8tes o\u00f9 tu essayes de voir qui court.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu profites de cette p\u00e9riode pour te mettre \u201cs\u00e9rieusement\u201d \u00e0 la muscu. Spoiler : tu seras le seul \u00e0 voir que tu as plus de pectoraux \u00e0 la plage cet \u00e9t\u00e9.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu n\u2019as jamais fait autant de PPG de ta vie.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu as trouv\u00e9 un pseudo parcours de 400m dans ton quartier, mesur\u00e9 \u00e0 la montre GPS et tu t\u2019entra\u00eenes dessus tant bien que mal, quand y a personne. Life is hard.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li class=\"_2cuy _509q _2vxa\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu as d\u00e9j\u00e0 regard\u00e9 l\u2019Int\u00e9rieur Sport sur Vincent Luis 4 fois, celui sur Bob Tahri 2 fois et \u201cLes Yeux dans les Bleus\u201d 8 fois.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tu r\u00eaverais d&rsquo;habiter au pied de la chapelle St Anne, avec ses c\u00f4tes, son plat et relances. Tu sais, on voit m\u00eame le stade de la Jaroussaye d&rsquo;en haut. Jaloux !<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tu sais que tu es un athl\u00e8te confin\u00e9 quand&#8230; Tu ne cours plus du tout, tu es allong\u00e9 sur ton lit avec un paquet de chips et tu mates Netflix. Cancre. Tu cours toujours mais en respectant scrupuleusement les consignes du gouvernement : pas plus de 30 minutes, dans un rayon de 500m autour de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-sections","post_format-post-format-aside"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Tu sais que tu es un athl\u00e8te confin\u00e9 quand... - Janz\u00e9 Athl\u00e9tisme<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/janze-athletisme.fr\/wordpress\/6584-2\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Tu sais que tu es un athl\u00e8te confin\u00e9 quand... - Janz\u00e9 Athl\u00e9tisme\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Tu sais que tu es un athl\u00e8te confin\u00e9 quand&#8230; Tu ne cours plus du tout, tu es allong\u00e9 sur ton lit avec un paquet de chips et tu mates Netflix. 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